I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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