we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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