Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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