Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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