You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Terrible idea I love it
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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