Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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