But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
