On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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