i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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