smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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