Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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