i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
