I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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