haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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