A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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