No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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