I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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