perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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