Hey man sorry I got all grabby
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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