If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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