i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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