The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
