How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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