What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
