How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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