that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
ttyl tear gas
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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