If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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