Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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