I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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