Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if i died would you start the facebook group?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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