I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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