I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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