Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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