I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i love accidental penises.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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