At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
NoShamevember. You game?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
