Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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