I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
