woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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