I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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