watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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