is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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