Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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