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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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