very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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