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Fuck
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have surprise drugs for everyone
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They took my balls.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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