I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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