stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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