Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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