the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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