One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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