My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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