I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize