I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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