if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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