its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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